5 things that appear to be less difficult than me completing my Carleton preparation...

1. For a monkey and a duck to find love in the face of adversity.

2. For me to take a trip to the year 3000 where this blog will have gone multi-platinum.

 

3. For me to successfully walk on water 'a la Jesus'.

4. For a cat to receive a better degree mark than me. 

5. For me to cry myself to sleep instead of resolving the many issues which are denying me the joy of advancing towards the land of excitement.


Adieu.