Monday, August 15, 2011

Denial is a dish best served with Beaver tails.

Reasons for denial -

I am leaving Luxembourg in less than 18 days and....

1. I have not got 2 courses in North American Literature
2. I have not paid my accommodation and I don't know how to.
3. I don't have the money to pay for the accommodation.
4. I don't have a printer.
5. I don't have a washing machine.
6. I don't know where the suitcases are.
7. I don't think I can speak French.
8. I don't have weighing scales to weigh my case.
9. I don't know how I'm getting to the airport.
10. I nearly wrote cupcake instead of airport which makes me think that I may have some trouble getting back into the work/focus mentality.

11. I'm beginning to think that I won't be able to spend EVERYday riding polar bears while I'm there so I might have to expand and socialise.
12. This computer tells me to use 'z' instead of 's' in socialise.
13. Canada writes the date yyyy/mm/dd which is wrong on so many levels and I don't think I'll be able to adapt.

Nothing says denial like a chocolate fondant cupcake.

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