Saturday, August 13, 2011

5 Things you didn't know about Canadian Wildlife.

Q: What are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain?
A: Drizzly bears.

Q: How does a polar bear stop a VCR?
A: It just presses the "paws" button. 

Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.

Q: How do you tell the difference between a seal and an orange?
A: Put your arms around it and squeeze it. If you don't get orange juice, it's a seal.

Q: What has four legs and flies?
A: A Moosequito.


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